Throwing Fits
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Let’s get the most important one out of the way up top and acknowledge why we're here. If you, like us, are desperately pining for acknowledgement and seeing your name in emails, boy do we have a recommendation for you. This requires patience, but for temporary validation, just follow these few easy steps:
Sep 7, 2021
🤯🔥
Want a clean slate to start completely fresh? Want to be forced to fight your way out of a corner for survival? Want to drag yourself out of rock bottom’s basement? Blow up your whole shit in spectacular fashion and you won’t have any other choice. We did it, and you can too!
Sep 7, 2021
👂💅
Crises, like most things (eating, drinking, fucking), are best shared with somebody. Whether it’s quarter-life, third-life or, in our case, midlife because we plan on dying in a ritualistic murder-suicide before the age of 70, doing something completely drastic with your boy can really help shake shit up for the both of you, while bringing you closer together in the process. We got our ears pierced, but honestly the sky’s the limit.
Sep 7, 2021
👂💅
Crises, like most things (eating, drinking, fucking), are best shared with somebody. Whether it’s quarter-life, third-life or, in our case, midlife because we plan on dying in a ritualistic murder-suicide before the age of 70, doing something completely drastic with your boy can really help shake shit up for the both of you, while bringing you closer together in the process. We got our ears pierced, but honestly the sky’s the limit.
Sep 7, 2021
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Your jokes aren’t funny. Your takes are ice cold. Your thoughts on Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum are dumb as fuck. Contrarianism isn't a personality. Nothing good has ever come from tweeting, so stop. Just stop it. Thank you.
Sep 7, 2021
🐦❌
Your jokes aren’t funny. Your takes are ice cold. Your thoughts on Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum are dumb as fuck. Contrarianism isn't a personality. Nothing good has ever come from tweeting, so stop. Just stop it. Thank you.
Sep 7, 2021
👹👸
Let’s get the most important one out of the way up top and acknowledge why we're here. If you, like us, are desperately pining for acknowledgement and seeing your name in emails, boy do we have a recommendation for you. This requires patience, but for temporary validation, just follow these few easy steps:
Sep 7, 2021
🤯🔥
Want a clean slate to start completely fresh? Want to be forced to fight your way out of a corner for survival? Want to drag yourself out of rock bottom’s basement? Blow up your whole shit in spectacular fashion and you won’t have any other choice. We did it, and you can too!
Sep 7, 2021
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You may think you’re tapped in, but have you truly tried to merge souls with your phone, unlock the singularity and become the zeitgeist? Every moment of every day should be spent solely in service of hitting a new high score in the matrix.
Sep 7, 2021
🕧📱
You may think you’re tapped in, but have you truly tried to merge souls with your phone, unlock the singularity and become the zeitgeist? Every moment of every day should be spent solely in service of hitting a new high score in the matrix.
Sep 7, 2021