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As a kid I thought it was cool when teachers and other adults would have a signature drink. My english teacher had a diet Barqās root beer + cool ranch Doritos on his desk every day. I figured the day would come when I would have to make a similar choice. Which snacks and drinks would define me? Now I realize my treat consumption has been sporadic and inconsistent, Iām not a creature of habit. So itās time to settle down. Squirt Zero. Iām the squirt zero guy. āThere he goes with his classic squirt zeroā theyāll say. āCan I offer you a squirt zero?ā Iāll ask my houseguests. squirt zero
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Topo chico is the gold standard but Iāve been buying just regular canned sparkling water because I can drink a lot more of them and pay way lessā Iāve been buying Klarbrunn again itās kind of slept on. Kombuchaā¦ I get the Kirkland signature organic lemon ginger. Iāve recently switched from Coke Zero to Diet Coke because it has almost twice as much caffeine? I also have a reserve case of Monster Zero Ultra at all times. I posted about hot lemon water yesterday thatās an evergreen favorite for me. Matcha is great I know people say to buy ceremonial but Iām not that precious about it I like Rishi everyday matcha. I just got a giant thing of Kirkland turmeric for golden milk lattes and I also love tazo chai lattesā¦ Writing this out Iām realizing I drink a lot of beverages in addition to the absurd amounts of espresso I drink š¤
Dec 9, 2024
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This is anything. Lemon juice, sure. Immunity stuff, even better. But Iām mostly talking about these little bullshit individual serving size powder sticks to put in your water bottle to make it taste more exciting. They make so many iconic american flavors like Pink Starburst and Arizona Tea and Grape Skittles, but my favorite are the Gatorade ones. We travel a lot to places with limited access to our distinctly teenage taste in beverages, so wielding the ability to turn water into Gatorade is nearly biblical. Listen, my grown adult man husband really perpetuates this lifestyle but the thing I learned about being an adult is that you can do it any way you want. Like you would for a child. Or a dog. I put my dogās medicine in a spoonful of peanut butter. Why would I not put my hydration in something that tastes like a late night run to a 7-11, or an icy cooler emptied over your head after you won the big game? I definitely finesse the ratio because they can be really flavorful and I like the threat of the flavor more than the full experience, but do you. Itās worth noting that they also make root beer sticks, and Celsius energy ones, so you can mix them with sparkling water or whatever. Thereās nootropics and vitamins and Iāve seen Margaritaville brand ones if youāre into mixology or alchemy, the possibilities are endless. I think these are all bad for you.
Jul 7, 2022
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For all my non-drinkers out there. This reminds me of being 10 while also giving me something tasty to sip on at night when going out. PLUS it has zero caffeine so you won't be up late tweaking reading the Wikipedia page for SEGA at 3 AM against your will.
Nov 13, 2023
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