sophomore year was fun and exciting just because i got to go to prom as a sophomore and got a beautiful deep fuschia silk dress from the mad men collection at banana republic, it was definitely my favorite dress and honestly still need an occasion to wear it today.
junior year prom was nice but not very memorable and i got a cute light pink (unfortunately the color of my flesh) dress at the mall with my mom. My friend did step on a used condom on the dance floor which was actually pretty eventful and horrific. and it was on 4/20
senior year was fun and i got an ornate burgundy and gold floor length dress with a beaded bodice and a fancy little scarf. I got my hair done and wore false eyelashes for the first/only time in my life. it was in a place called the āslaughter rec centerā which felt foreboding. i had just been learning about muscle memory in AP psych and the example was about how we donāt think about which pedal is gas and which pedal is brake, we just use them without thinking consciously. well i thought about it and FUCKED up big time and did a rapid reverse into the car behind me in the hotel parking lot. turns out it was the university quarterback parentsā brand new car.
I was sober before and after all these proms and they were fun but in no way my most memorable high school experience, or even my most memorable dances in high school.
the most memorable high school dance for unfortunate reasons was my homecoming freshman. i wore scarlet begonias in my hair because i wanted to impress my date who was a big sublime fan. said date (who did not go to our school) rented a tux (no, people donāt wear tuxes to homecoming) with coattails and a top hat (no there was no theme that made this make sense) and red converse. Then he proceeded to sing, do cringe improv shit, ignore me, and hit on my friends the whole time. I had a huge crush on him that evaporated in an instant and later went on to date his best friend.
My school also had jazz band dances every quarter and those were by far the most fun and entertaining dances and had the best music by far! Our jazz band was really talented and I will forever have fond memories of āitās raining men.ā