Of course I was a Cemetery merch girl after that (their t-shirts and patches, Danny’s designs, were pretty inspired: nothing said “Cemetery,” just other goth band names in the wrong typefaces, like bad bootlegs). And actually, I’ve been a merch girl for a few bands before, usually on tour, which is my absolute favorite mode. It’s probably genetic: my family are all people who work in theater, but are not performers; we thrive behind the scenes. If I like you and you want me to sell merch for you at a show, I’m not saying I’m really good at it, I’m just saying I will do it for drink tickets and love every minute I spend behind the table.