Listen. I know it's sort of gross. It is sort of gross. But it's my strange addiction. My dad used to buy me a monster energy every Friday and Saturday as a child, and I think it’s just been wired into my head as a special treat. I think my twin brother has had a monster energy every single day since we were little kids. It kind of stinks too. Bonus points if you drink it on public transit or at work.
Oct 27, 2022

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I rarely dabble in the energy bevs but I used to get Monster because I was in the mindset of moar for cheaper. My guts can’t really deal with it anymore so if I do partake it’s the 8oz can of Red Bull.
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I drank a 5 year old sugar free monster and I saw god
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