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i started smoking skinny menthols in honor of my glamorous irish catholic grandmother, kitty, after she died and i immediately realized they're the perfect small treat for girls. the smoke dances smooth and cool on your tongue and in your throat, its small enough to give you the perfect buzz of nicotine, and two last exactly long enough for a chat full of secrets outside the bar with your girls. if you pull out a pack of these in the smoking section, all the shawties will gather around to ooh and ahh 100% of the time.
Jun 30, 2022
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Now is the portion of my perfectly imperfect piece where everything goes out the window and I become a complete hypocrite after talking about skincare and collagen renewal, because I'm about to add cigarettes to my list of recommendations. I know they're horrible for you. I know they will kill you. But let’s face it; we're all gonna die, it's only a question of when and how - and some days we’re more in the mood to speed up the process than others. So when it’s that kind of day, and you’re feeling emo or sexy or stressed, and wanting to have a social anxiety relieving prop in your hand or simply partake in a sexy ritualistic experience with someone who is also smoking - there’s nothing like having a cigarette. Going outside for a smoke with another person and someone lighting your cigarette, you touch their hand briefly to cover the flame. It’s all so fucking sexy/intimate/special. A brief loneliness eliminator! HOWEVER, the only cigarette I’m recommending are Capri cigarettes - the PURPLE pack. Purple Capris are the ultra light of the Capri line. Here's a bone I have to pick with Capri cigarettes (aside from the fact that they literally kill people), they don't label the strength level of the cigarette. You have to Google what the color of the pack means. My god, get it together Capri cigarettes. Good thing they're so addictive that people will just deal with this kind of bullshit. They're so slender and chic. You’ll feel like you're straight out of the '70s or '80s, hanging with Bianca Jagger NOT waiting in line for Studio 54. Smoking this cigarette will get you RIGHT to the front of the line. They’re effortlessly chic. Which is my favorite way to describe something I love.
Mar 31, 2023
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zero promotion of smoking obviously, but also the admission that it is done & isn't always unfun. see @cigfluencers on instagram for proof. friend of my mother's recently described the skinny cigs like this as I drew one to my lips. niche. also known as the cigarettes smoked by tweens in Milan.
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Its so coquette and educational.
Dec 1, 2023
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“there is no greater force against evil in the world than the love of a man and woman in marriage.” – Cardinal Raymond Burke. i love love and i love being in love with my husband and it feels nice to tell you that i think we have the greatest love of all time. i won't detail our story here because i think that's a little gauche, but i do love to talk about it so if you ever have the chance to ask me in person i will, without hesitation, gush about him with effervescence while giggling uncontrollably. never once have i doubted his presence in my life, just like i've never doubted God’s, and every day my faith in both grows stronger than i could imagine. my husband is a brilliant artist and is currently doing beautiful work with jared madere and milo conroy on yeche lange, an nft gallery launched at the beginning of june, and i am very proud of him.
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people really do be thinking they are over important— classico misstep. nobody is more important than God. it is really crucial to practice humility (and gratitude) with intention and i usually do this when i pray, which in turn grants me the clarity to recognize moments throughout the day when i should humble myself. practicing humility also makes it easier to see who around you is not in the habit – and you should also pray they find humility because living within the haze of your own narcissistic hubris is frankly soul-destroying. absolutely everyone can use more humility. it is also good to keep in mind that we all have to deal with the consequences of our actions.
Jun 30, 2022