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Rotisserie chick plus green sauce is perfect food for the mouth. Buy a bottle of their green sauce to go and apply liberally to eggs every single day of your god-blessed life. This makes the trip to Ridgewood worth it, as a long term spicy sauce investment strategy. I do not recommend eating rotisserie chicken the day you are adopting a small animal, however, as you may encounter dreams where you are eating the small animal you have adopted in the same manner one would consume a chicken wing. If it is unavoidable, consider investing in a dreamcatcher.
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