Alright boys & girls & all people, we have entered that small window in the northeast where you want to wear a long sleeve t-shirt or jacket or hoodie, but you also want to wear shorts. As the (unofficial) sovereign & all-knowing harbinger of getting cute little fits off for pi.fyiā¢ļø (working title btw) I am approving all outfits that make this combo work for the foreseeable future. It doesnāt even have to look good because it just feels good.
Ladies, letās keep it classy please. Remember: modest is hottest, or something.
Boys, weāre in the 3ā inseam category rn. You need to look like youāre about to run a sub-5 minute mile. You need to look like a few misteps might cause a peep show. Iām talking 75% of thighs are out on display.
You might read this and go āWow Mariano that seems very misogynistic of youā ā false, itās reverse psychology. Keeping the creepy male gaze off of the ladies and instead giving them something to look at, like how we all have been gawking at Paul Mescalās tiny shorts + shredded thighs combo. Donāt ever say Iām not a feminist.
(Hey this is like HEAVILY laced with sarcasm which Iām sure 80% of you will read and understand but the 20% that wonātā¦please itās a joke please laugh )