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The tight underwire… The way my nipples are almost more visible… it’s so sexy to me. If I were to jump in the air, my boobs are big enough that if I don’t hold them close to my chest: they’ll fly up and knock my teeth out, and on the way down they will straight up fall off. That’s why I have to wear the least supportive bra to ever exist. Thank you scientists!
Oct 18, 2023
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An oxymoron from the very beginning - why an unlined bra with underwire? But, my boobilicious pals, stay with me! These things give you the perfect amount of support but you can still play the sexy “oooh, my boobs can tell when it’s snowing” game. Padded bras can get in the bin. I’ve never felt more confident strutting around our apartment in a nude mesh bra and some barrel-leg jeans. I have them in nude, black and toxic pink, of course. My favourite ones are from Agent Provocateur, but Dora Larsen and Cuup get special mentions as well.
Jan 1, 2024
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this is incredibly vulnerable of me but I'm here for vulnerability. I don't remember the last time I wore a bra, it's been literal years. I popped this goofy bra on and felt like a new woman. I don't want to unpack what it means to feel powerful in a bra, I don't want to unpack the morality of buying a k*rdashian product, I just want to enjoy my perfect rack.
Apr 22, 2024
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going braless is very cool and fun and sexy but you know what??? overrated!!! give me that big round propped up look! and don’t even get me started on those unlined bras….
Sep 18, 2024
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I actually don’t recognize baby pics of myself because I’m not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didn’t wear any mascara as a kid… This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If I’m not wearing it, I’m ugly. If I am wearing it, I’m fat Twiggy.
Oct 18, 2023
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When I’m pregnant I’m gonna try the Mozart effect but with Charli XCX. So every morning & night I will take one of my Airpods, stick it in my belly button, and then blast “Gone.” This is the best song in the world. I thank God every day I wasn’t born in the same generation as The Beatles. That would have fucking sucked!!!!
Oct 18, 2023
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You’re not gonna get the names out of me, but it’s important I share my truth. You could tell me that everyone I know and love is dead. Then put on a “Weekend Reset in NYC” vlog. And I’ll forget. Happy as a clam. My brain swaddled by the dumbest girls I’ve ever seen put a new console table in their 7k/month Tribeca 1 bedroom
Oct 18, 2023