If you’re a person that likes real beer, skip this one. I only like beer that tastes like water. Rolling Rock is what my parents drank when they first moved to America, so every one of my baby photos also features some gorgeous glowing green Rock bottle. If you drink Rolling Rock you can say things like, “Wanna get Rock’d tonight?”, “Pass me the Rock”, and “It’s slug Rock o’ clock”. It is illegal to drink Rock from a can. Rolling Rock is $13 for an 18.