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They’re maybe the only ones who understand what it is to live in the future. “Electronic cigarettes” are something you’d be promised at the 1964 World’s Fair. That’s real flying car shit. And they lived to see it. We don’t get it like they do.
Dec 19, 2023
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All the shame of being the ciggie cousin. But also you are a loser and every generation knows it
Mar 19, 2024
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Stop! It’s getting weird! You’re 30!
Jan 25, 2024
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Ever since I got sober 12 years ago and quit smoking shortly after, I’ve craved nicotine. Six years removed from my final cigarette I hit my friend’s Mango Juul Pod at a wedding and I’ve been back and hooked ever since. In a way I enjoy vaping more than I ever did smoking tobacco because it doesn’t make me smell like a degenerate and I can hit it anywhere I go. After some taste tests, I adopted Cool Cucumber like it was my newborn son. Over the past two or three years the fun Juul flavors have all been banned (Cool Cuke included) and I, like many others, have had to venture into the wild west of smoke lottos to find flavored disposable alternatives. Most are disgusting but you don’t know what you’re going to get until you drop $8-$15 and take the first puff. Air Bar Lux’s are built better, hit better and taste better than any disposable vape you’ll find at the shop - the Dyson, the iPhone 4S of nicotine delivery systems.
Mar 23, 2021
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The best part of phones is that they’re a small box of all of your friends. You can basically always talk to one of your friends. Even if they’re one million away. Isn’t that just the coolest thing ever. Call a friend today and chat for no reason. It’s one of the best things you can do.
Jan 12, 2024
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You have to do it right away. You can’t just leave it for later. That’s how they get you. You have to do it right away or they’ll get you.
Dec 28, 2023
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I think I gave them like $15 a few years ago. They’ve got some good stuff on there. Terracotta Army. Waco. Anything about the Beach Boys. Feels good to know I threw them a bone when they needed it most. Only caveat is that it is an “if you give a mouse a cookie” situation and they do email you for more after a while. If you’re not as resilient as me it could become a consistent expense
Dec 19, 2023