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i wouldn’t recommend doing this around your regular haunts, but occasionally i’ll pretend my life circumstances are different to strangers in customer service interactions, just for my own laugh. example: i’m buying 2 gallons of goat milk at the farm stand, the woman behind the counter says, “that’s a lot of milk!”, i reply, “i have family to feed” (i am unmarried and have no kids).
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i walk into a lamp to store check the price of a stained glass rooster lamp. the owner says ”135”, i say, “okay cool, going to go run it by the wife!” (i’m gay).
typing this out makes me realize this will really only ever be funny to you and will only be fun if the false identity is so far from who you are. if you’re just gassing up aspects of your life then it becomes weird and maybe psycho.
Jan 6, 2024
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working at a grocery store should be listed in the geneva conventions. BUT, if you speak to customers sometimes and make up a new backstory everytime, it’s not so bad ig. it’s really fun when you have to keep up a game when they come back into the store and remember what accent/backstory you gave them. we had a running game, a coworker of mine had 4 different personalities with 4 different customers and only messed up when two came in on the same day.
Jan 5, 2025
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My fav thing to do when I go clubbing and/or bar hopping is to create alter versions of me. one moment I’m a dentist the next i’m a stay at home with twins and it my first night out since they were born 😭 it’s fun, entertaining, and better when you get your friends in on it. Who’s gonna call me out? No one 🫶🏾 (I also do light research to really commit)
May 17, 2024
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I mean if you can you should, embrace being the odd stranger
Feb 3, 2024
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guys this is happening now and lasts about a week. it’s so stunning and beautiful. meadows of little purple flowers no taller than grass. little bees coming out of their slumber to get that nectar. also saffron comes from a crocus! crazy! life is so beautiful.
Mar 4, 2024
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u never know unless u do!
Jan 8, 2024
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moves me every time. rind a roof or a field with no obstructions. we don’t talk about the moon enough!!!
Dec 27, 2023