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Nothing quite like being a girl and letting out a loud and visceral noise.
I swear it must be truly therapeutic for a woman to let out the loudest noise possible with a friend. Perhaps the girlies in Midsommar were onto something… In the simplest of terms: women told be quiet, so women make big noise instead.
Over the summer my friend and I were prancing around LES in the night and we started just screaming. And then laughing. Then screaming again. Not at each other, just into the night. It was glorious. This one random man screamed back and we looked at him and screamed. The exchange was not in terror or disgust or in any mocking just as if it was a normal evening greeting as if we just tipped our fedoras to one another. I loved it.
Nowadays another friend of mine and I scream at work all the time. We spend so much time together inside and outside of work sometimes we resort to communicating in a soundboard of, screams, grunts, laughs, songs, TikTok audios, flirts, sound effects, and various facial expressions.
We have transcended English, we now dabble in English but converse in a multiplicity of ways.
So let’s rope it back to tradition. Enough talking. Let’s just screech into the night and to each other as a nice form of release. An exhale. A form of meditation perhaps. Just like the cavemen and women who screeched before us.
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Jul 2, 2024
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just wanna get together and harmonize with some noice gals for no reason other than pure enjoyment
Aug 17, 2024
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Fuck keeping that shit in, don’t you wanna know how bad it could get?
Don’t you wanna find out if it’ll be silent & deadly, or loud & proud?
Life’s too short to pretend we don’t create wicked gas, just share it with the world.
I mean seriously think about the fact that we have a built in trumpet between those cheeks, one of these days someone will master playing it.
Apr 19, 2024
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women who run with wolves, women who run with rats.
the true ultimate bonding activity for you and the girls. because you’ll never forget how they sheltered you when you were low.
one of the most liberating rituals I perform in New York is popping a squat in between parked cars or a dark corner and letting it all go…. wild wild women we are deemed to be.
they may look down upon us because perhaps it isn’t “polite”. But when you’re bursting at the seams, why must we settle for discomfort? What’s a girl to do? We are not graced with simplicity to turn to the wall– subtly concealed without judgement. Our anatomy binds us to the confines of bearing it all in a squat. With added complexity given the outfit of choice. And always the obstacle of not splattering our cute shoes. but id only be telling you a falsehood if I said peeing outdoors isn’t so enjoyable whether it be in the middle of a forest or the city street. Even when all odds may be stacked against you.
Only God can judge me. But God is a woman anyway.
Feb 13, 2024
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It’s okay. it’s not for validation, it’s for performance art. Linda Montano said living life itself is her lifelong performance because she declared that it was. Trisha Paytas has carried on that performance practice. So I’m hot on instagram when the spirit compels me to be. But in like a durationally artistic way and for my future lifelong archive, to show my granddaughters that I was also young and fertile once and my boobs were decently sized and semi perky. They should know. That I was that girl once before I was grey and a bit wrinkled and more bitter than I am currently; for traditional reasons.
Mar 14, 2024
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I’m post-grad, unemployed, no direction, sick with a stomach flu or something, went on 3 back to back trips so like I spent a lot of money, clearly have lots of time to write and recommend and ponder and not be ridden with confusion and anxiety these days.
So yes, of course here I am. Back at last to Perfectly Imperfect. You’ve caught me red-handed. Crawling back as I’m glued to my couch currently on a nocturnal sleep schedule due to perhaps a combination of my illness and my body remaining in a time zone opposite to the one I must adjust back to.
Hope someone out there missed me. The bitch is back.
Jul 28, 2024