⭐ The boiling of kandy muse (july 29th)
⭐ criisdie day (everyone throws me a huge parade)
⭐ international divorce day
⭐ gay guy friday (government holdiay where gay people are allowed the day off)
⭐wasian wednesday
the trick is to post about it really late in the day so that you get happy birthday messages for two days instead of just one because most people need a reminder
and kill anyone who tries to combine it with christmas
happy 20th to me!!!!!!!!!