I can't believe it's a crime š I can't imagine getting anywhere without jaywalking.
And I'm the pedestrian! I'm the one facing hot weather, rain and not in the comfort of a car producing carbon gas! I can go anywhere and they should always stop for me!
Truly what is the driver gonna do? Run me over? They don't have the guts! I'm the ruler of these streets!
Go jaywalk!! They can't run all of us over! ! ššš