it can be anyone. they didn’t even have to do anything to you. just choose someone at the gate or in your general vicinity and for the next four hours stew on their malevolence. any time they ask for a drink, recline, watch Death on the Nile with full brightness or get up to use the bathroom, you’ll be proven right. “how ugly!” concoct elaborate feuds between you and your antagonist. once the plane lands and you’re free from their presence, you’ll exhale deeper than ever before.
