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"typing this out", instead of "this," essentially. every grammar lesson that's ever been taught since modern english came around will tell you that the latter is the only proper way to be technically "correct" in your writing, but it's always peeved me how whenever i put a series of words into quotation marks, i always want them to act as their own standalone statement with sentiment that starts and ends with said quotation marks, and imo the insertion of a comma that stands as a part of the sentence around that in between that serves to just completely disrupt whatever meaning i intend behind it. maybe if everyone starts doing this, the whole paradigm would be shifted!!!
also, long run-on sentences are pretty chill too
Jan 22, 2024
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one night me and my friends were listening to that "boom! boom! boom! boom! i want u in my room" song while doing a little crafting and as a joke i decided to make myself a necklace that said "vengaboys". like three weeks later, i got into a severe cycling accident that could have resulted in my getting ticketed and my bike impounded given local cycling laws (since i was riding without lights at night), but the police officer that arrived at the scene saw my necklace, immediately went like "omg i Love the vengaboys!" and then told me a 20 minute long story about how the best moments of his life occurred at vengaboys shows in the early 2000s while we waited for the ambulance to arrive. in the end, he drove my bike back to my house and i got off free of charge.
so yeah, i guess that if you ever find yourself in legal trouble just tell the cops you're a vengaboys fan and there's a chance you won't end up as fucked
Jan 22, 2024