I told my husband I was going to throw my phone into the ocean business-man-style and he genuinely had no idea what I was talking about.
“You know, when a business man finally understands the value of family and chucks his phone into the water?”
*crickets*
Please tell me I’m not the only person on this earth who knows that when a business person has a realization related to NOT putting work first, he (or she) is obligated to immediately waterlog their device…