As a kid I thought it was cool when teachers and other adults would have a signature drink. My english teacher had a diet Barq’s root beer + cool ranch Doritos on his desk every day. I figured the day would come when I would have to make a similar choice. Which snacks and drinks would define me? Now I realize my treat consumption has been sporadic and inconsistent, I’m not a creature of habit. So it‘s time to settle down. Squirt Zero. I’m the squirt zero guy. “There he goes with his classic squirt zero” they’ll say. “Can I offer you a squirt zero?” I’ll ask my houseguests. squirt zero
