Have you ever noticed that pigs like rolling around in the mud? You can do that too and it doesn’t even have to be in mud! I use pork rinds so I can feel closer to the animal kingdom. One with myself. One with God’s green earth.
Deeply intelligent animals, fond memories of going to the carnival and agriculture fair and looking at the pigs my friends raised, smelly but so much fun was had
Every Friday I eat an entire pizza alone. It makes me feel whole again. The feeling only lasts for about 20 minutes. But during that time, I’m completely free.
I love to be haunted. Is that strange? There’s a ghost in my new apartment (I had one in my childhood home too!) His name is Phil and he wakes me up every night. I scream at first but I know he’s just playing!!
