you want to get drunk? espresso martini
you want to get wired? espresso martini
it’s cold outside? espresso martini
it’s warm outside? espresso martini
you just started the night? espresso martini
you want to keep the night going? espresso martini
You don’t need actual espresso, just coffee as strong as you can get it. Was dragging before a night out and whipped up a drink with leftover coffee from the Bialetti, vodka, kahlua, and ice. Shake, strain, et voila ✨
Every Friday I eat an entire pizza alone. It makes me feel whole again. The feeling only lasts for about 20 minutes. But during that time, I’m completely free.
I love to be haunted. Is that strange? There’s a ghost in my new apartment (I had one in my childhood home too!) His name is Phil and he wakes me up every night. I scream at first but I know he’s just playing!!
