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Not the rose toy, but to each their own.
I am in a currently in a long distance relationship 💯
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i have fallen victim to many a product peddled in the threads of viral tweets (sunset lamp? forgettable.) but this one actually bangZ 😉 how much of a disgusting horny pervert do you have to be to bring your vibrator on a three week vacation? asking for a friend.
Jan 3, 2024
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It sucks the clit mate…drop the mic
Nov 2, 2023
Since my micro limp-dick energy never satisfies and for me to lick when she's away, not 'cos I'm a perv like she enjoys telling her other bf's, but because I channel Japanese eroticism.
May 11, 2024
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Keep the dying art of fabulously illegible loopy lettering alive! Your (inevitably iPad wielding) children will never know the fun of fancy scribbling their ABCs if you don’t show them how! A handwritten letter in beautiful cursive is just so timeless and classy… use a fancy pen too just for fun 🥰 Your grandma would be so proud!!
Jan 29, 2024
This nice Argentinian lady on my plane took this picture for me on my phone of this beautiful mountain range in Chile we were flying over and I haven’t gotten them out of my head since. I really really need to visit before I die !! 🫶
Jan 24, 2024
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Idk I don’t have a water bill and maybe it is not good for my skin but god it feels so wonderful and indulgent and bougie ! I sit in here for hours listening to silly podcasts and not staring at my phone.
Jan 25, 2024