Apparently saying goodbye takes up to two days per year. The key is making a good enough impression that you can fade into the background and people will think "gee what a nice person"
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Sometimes it just feels good to disappear. I don’t want to hug everyone so I will sneak out and end up in my bed with a couple of texts saying variations of “where did you run off to?” and I will fall into a peaceful slumber knowing I am missed.
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it's simply the best. you wanna leave? just go! don't say anything to anyone. do you have trouble with friends who love prolonged goodbyes or friends who try to convince you to stay longer? not anymore. you're already halfway home before anyone even realizes you're gone. "you should have said goodbye!" well, maybe i saw my opportunity to vamoose and took it! they should be saying, "you're a visionary, a true go-getter!" anyway, it's the most satisfying move to pull in any social situation and i recommend you do it whenever you can.
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there’s nothing better then mysteriously disappearing from the function
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