The snail says “lemme get a vodka cran”. The bartender looks down and says “I can’t serve you, you’re a snail” and then throws the snail out of the bar. Three years later, the snail goes into the bar and says to the bartender “what the hell was that for?”
the bars that have christmas lights up year round and pour the grossest vodka crans you’ve ever had in your life.
they carry an energy that i can only describe as similar to walking into bowling alley with the lights off. you’re kinda scared…but also about to have fun.
I actually can’t believe this bar exists. It’s downtown but not Dimes Square, it usually has a live pianist, and it serves steak, a wedge salad, fries, brownie sundaes, good wine and good cocktails, in booths.
If any of you do climbing at all and have never gone outside, give it a try. I went today and could barely complete beginner level climbs, safe to say I am motivated to get back into training so I can become a beast on the boulders
