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if you’re lucky she will tell you about the time she diarrhea‘d all over her husband when they tried anal or about how she is desperate for someone to nonconsensually drug her since she is 10 years sober (she calls it a freelapse)
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- a celebrity came down for a surprise visit
- a fire broke out and everyone evacuated
- surprise catering for the office staff (it was korean)
- a coworker i did not like got blasted out loud by the boss, finally being called out in their bs
- two coworkers got caught doing the hanky-panky in the toilet stall
- a huge sink hole appeared (today)
nothing like this ever happens when i’m in the office and i am SICK OF IT
I WANT THE DRAMA
Feb 13, 2025
Feb 12, 2025
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overwhelmed bc u have a shit load of work that u haven't finished and don't wanna face ur boss just yet?? (yes, i am rn hiding in the bathroom)
Feb 13, 2024
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you have a whole day ahead of you! there is nothing worse than the feeling of getting out of bed at 1 pm and negotiating about how to spend your 3 remaining hours of daylight. bonus points if insomnia keeps you up too
Jan 28, 2024
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its just hotter
nudes?
how about frida kahlo writing “nothing compares to your hands, nothing like the green-gold of your eyes. my body is filled with you for days and days. you are the mirror of the night. the violent flash of lightning. the dampness of the earth. the hollow of your armpits is my shelter. my fingers touch your blood. all my joy is to feel life spring from you flower-foundation that mine keeps to fill of the paths of my nerves which are yours.”
Jan 27, 2024
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ykno everything i used to do was for the plot, but i almost died several times and have dated too many losers to count just so i would be able to tell people about ‘the time i fucked the ax murderer’ (true story) . anyway i am tired and being interesting is overrated, let’s be boring instead, ok?
Jan 27, 2024