That game sucks and people get so sweaty over it. Why can’t we just enjoy each others company, drink a little wine, and listen to a good album? Colonialism the Game is not where it’s at.
Jan 27, 2024

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just play uno like a goddamn adult for fuck’s sake
Jan 28, 2024
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If u can’t decolonize, colonize (or something like that)
Jan 28, 2024
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That’s not a very based thing to say, farnibased
Jan 27, 2024
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The only people who like this game are people who have won it. I can firmly say I am not a fan and am glad the anti-catan discourse has begun…
Jan 27, 2024
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I agree but also “colonialism the game” does sound kinda fun
Jan 27, 2024

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Settlers of Catan is an absolute must-have on tour. We pass the time in green rooms by playing a little game or two ;)  We like to set the scene with a nice warm Guinness, mood lighting, and playing a little bardcore (medieval renditions of contemporary music). Pro tip: while brick and wood are important resources to have in the beginning of the game, you’re going nowhere if you don’t have a good hay or ore supply. 
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i love settlers of catan give it a go it takes a long time but my girlfriend and i play it a lot. the app is clunky and buggy and gross but cool, still.
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or any board game turned app, really. its a good way to kill larger amounts of time and with long rounds there’s not any instant gratification. strategy games work your brain, too! i try to play a game of catan/ticket to ride/monopoly in the mornings instead of getting on reels or even PI right away. it makes me slow down and it puts my brain into gear, + i feel productive instead of gross and sluggish like i would post-reels.
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