Drive really close behind him and honk as soon as the light turns green, then ten minutes later find out that he did not in fact notice your friend getting into your car and just thought someone was being a huge dick on the road <3
watching someone get all pissy behind me bc i'm going the speed limit is so funny. it's even better when they get boxed in by another car in the other lane. mwehehehe >:D
Remember how weird everyone else is. Remember that you’re everyone else. You belong with these people. Your community is spread out in front of you, sprawled along takeout cups, staring at their phones, trying to get home.
