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When the bar or venue or whatever is underground and you have to descend into the place because you can say some shit like “We are entering the seedy underbelly of this wicked city” “You know,” *cig drag* “crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor.”
And then your friends can be like “Viv, you can’t smoke inside Dude also where the fuck did you find a pipe and a fedora What are you even saying” Giving you the opportunity to respond with a
“Beat it toots, you’re too pretty for these streets anyhow”
Then you remember your friend already offered to pay for the Uber XL home and you have like 11 bucks so you drop the bit but the sentiment is still there below the surface
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🚖 Just way faster than the subway.
🚙 You can dissociate safely and appear at your apartment door.
🚘 Pretty movie-looking view of Manhattan.
Mar 29, 2024
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I love to hustle through grand central like I’m late for a meeting so the tourists see me and shake their heads and go “those damn New Yorkers. Always in a rush”
Jun 26, 2024
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living in da big city is an exercise embodied mediocrity
there is always a ~creative~ creating more betterer than your little ass
saw a four year old in astor place with a louie v stroller today
embrace the mid and carve out da lane
youre either the guy giving orders or the guy with the keys so pick
Feb 8, 2024
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Like Bruce Springsteen
Jan 24, 2024
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God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
Goated 🏅
Nov 11, 2023