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Drinking a white monster is like playing chopsticks on a seismograph. Your body is a sensitive machine. Stop bludgeoning your receptors, treat them like a sting ray. Two fingers. Gently drop them a sardine. Sardines are soft, oily, and relatively uncomplicated. Or drink 8 monsters and swing the sting ray through the aquarium window and onto the interstate, where it hitches a ride to yellowstone. Either way take some notes. You need to know how these chemicals effect you. It’s not just monster, it’s milk, it’s mint tea. Every crumb imbibed is plucking the gossamer strands of your interwoven fabric. Eat something you are allergic to.
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I, like many in the circumferent embrace of Middle America, have a desk job. If you don’t have one of these, fret not, you can simulate this activity at home during leisure hours by calling your favorite insurance company (mine is Aetna). Your job supplies you with pens. The quality of these pens is variable, but spend some time hunting down the pen with the firmest grip and loosest ink. This is to preference. Once you have your ideal pen, locate its common associate the sticky note. The color doesn’t matter much but I prefer a high contrast color like yellow or pink. Now get put on hold and go wild. The pen is your sword. The five pointed star, daisy, human eye, and squiggle maze are your manifesto. Poetry can’t hope to express the yawning sublimity of blank mental landscapes that the 9-5 provides with the same clarity of the sticky note. I recommend learning it’s joy.
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