you‘re dazed and driving slowly on purpose because you’re in denial that you have to show up to your dumb job - some big dude in a big truck is flipping you off and going mad, when he pulls up next to you, just flash the peace sign. you don’t have time for road rage, peace out man. then you walk in late to work and instead of saying sorry, just flash the peace sign, and your coworkers will nod and understand ✌️
