Since my micro limp-dick energy never satisfies and for me to lick when she's away, not 'cos I'm a perv like she enjoys telling her other bf's, but because I channel Japanese eroticism.
i have fallen victim to many a product peddled in the threads of viral tweets (sunset lamp? forgettable.) but this one actually bangZ 😉 how much of a disgusting horny pervert do you have to be to bring your vibrator on a three week vacation? asking for a friend.
