you feel no pain you’re invincible + you get a cool bruise the next day. even better if it’s at someone’s house for the first time. lets them know you’re a real chiller.
Like once u hit that spot where u like daaaaaaamn im faaaded, have one or 3 more drinks and u good for the people rest of the nite feelin crazy 😼😎 and then u take a percocet and then the night is yours for the taking 💯😼🫦
currently reintroduced to the brilliance of being in a movie theatre and half way through the screen goes black abruptly the lights flash on and a big ol “INTERMISSION” in ariel font is walloped onto the screen
Movies are only getting longer and if i am at the cinema hall i require a built in bathroom break and popcorn re-up
