as a fun little challenge... its an exercise in pretending you are a garbage truck... squeezing and compacting the first few forkfuls into your cheeks... finally when i see that my plate or bowl has been cleared i will chew and swallow and digest...
why i do this is a very good question but it definitely started when i'd have those puny, absolutely tiny portions of michelina's frozen pasta meals in the green boxes!!! my favourites were the lasagna with meat sauce and the lasagna alfredo with broccoli . for the record B)
please don't judge me
get a strange and off putting piece of art, framed if possible, for your guests to enjoy while they poop. place it behind the door so itβs a surprise for best results.
an excellent conversation starter
