Now I get to do chores and meander around the house at a time when everyone thinks I’m at work so I can ignore anyone and anything. #unexpectedisolation
When your family is on a trip or something and you have the house to yourself for the day so you just do random things you wouldn’t usually do like watch TV in the family room🦦
Ok one of the biggest bummers about being a grownup is that you have stupid responsibilities so why not Revenge Flake™️ and just play hooky on random Mondays? Bonus points for spending it doing errands.
Sometimes you just need to take a day off to do your damn laundry and get shit repaired. Is that so wrong? The peace of not trying to fit things in before 9am or after 5pm on a weekday… unparalleled
once I went to MOMA with my family when I was 14 and Steve Martin was there and he was wearing a fake pencil mustache.
And I stood next to him while we looked at a Andrew Wyeth painting.
I only have this because I found it at a thrift store for 3.99 but it honestly lives up to the hype for me. It always makes everything look so pretty. This is one of my fave pics I’ve taken with it.
