The liquor laws here are really crazy so any time you travel somewhere else it makes you look soooooo endearing when you go into a CVS and say “wow! look at all this Black Cherry White Claw! I never knew I could buy alcohol and tampons in the same credit card transaction!” And then you immediately get carded which is so flattering
drive through to get milk eggs and a couple of tall boy micheladas. someone told me this is only in like orange county and the midwest for some reason and thats so sad
Sometimes they’re so cute and sometimes they’re the fugliest shit you’ve ever seen and that type of choice and variety is important. They’re also very comfy
If I ever have any power in an official way I will make Zofran an over the counter drug so I don’t have to read tweets about adults with “tummy aches” anymore
