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i fell up the escalator at the union square station and ended up with this bruise on my thigh that quite literally spells out HI. if it is who i hope it is then thats cool. if its not then thats also ok too because this is the coolest shit ever. i feel like that guy in glee when he found the grilled cheesus. here’s the bruise with the photo edited for clarity i promise im not unwell just turn up your brightness. let me think about the dead people i know whose birthdays could be coming up.
Feb 6, 2024
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Took a trip down to Salem & this Baphomet fortune telling machine told me that romance was on the horizon for me.
Here’s to not being discriminatory towards the bringers of good news. 💫
ft. my super Christian mom being surprisingly supportive of this prediction (and of the way I acquired it)
Apr 21, 2024
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you know when you’ve just found something out for the first time ever and that fact randomly pops up in your life again right after? or when you remember the most random song you haven’t heard in years and it comes on the radio the next day out of the blue. idk if this phenomenon has a proper name but this has been happening to me CONSTANTLY on a daily basis lately it’s almost scary but i love that. i’ve been feeling very low and it cheers me up every time because it feels like magic like what were the odds. also i wonder what the universe is trying to tell me with that
Feb 16, 2025
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it's followed me my whole life. it gives off good vibes. i see it everyday. it's said to be a supportive number.
crazy story, but i got it tattooed in the uk a couple years ago. found a traveling artist at the local shop. walked in, told her what I wanted, and she looked at me in shock. apparently a psychic told her a couple months prior that the number 333 would appear in her near future as a sign she was on the right path. she took it as a sign to move to london permanently.
peep the pfp for tat on my arm
Apr 17, 2024
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every ig update reminds me of how far i am from the life i was promised. i was supposed to be working at buzzfeed making six figures writing listicles wearing those studded steve madden pumps and posting only squares with the rio dijanero filter.
every ig update is like a new gunshot to my already bleeding body. they’re useless and unwanted. idgaf about turning my feed to rectangles. show me who unfollowed me. next update is gonna be a tab with two buttons: one sucks your dick and the other shoots you in the face except you don’t know which one is which. honestly i’d rather have that instead of the rectangles. Modernity I Rebuke You.
Jan 17, 2025
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i feel like an 80s mobster. or a 19th century bachelor with an unfortunate attraction to bohemia. someone who would’ve been called a rake in those days bc i was dancing with married women and gambling and learning french instead of carrying on the bloodline or courting duchesses.
Feb 9, 2024
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once at summer camp one of the counselors told me the starburst wrappers were edible so i started eating starburst without taking the wrapper off and it wasn’t unpleasant it was a nice change of texture tbh and i did it for years after and only then did i google if they were edible or not and they were not and i’d just been eating paper all these years. i was 15 when i learned this. still eat em w the wrapper sometimes tho.
Jan 6, 2024