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when your teeth are jacked up to the point of needing to spend 6 mos. to a year getting an implant and crown you may as well make your mouth look as expensive as it is 👄
Feb 15, 2024
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I've been missing a tooth right in the front of the top row for a few months now. It's actually been kind of interesting. I have a fake tooth but I never wear it. People treat me differently when they notice. Soon I'll have a gold tooth which will be even cooler.
Jan 13, 2025
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A way of being that is undeniably hot. End aesthetic dentistry! Burn all the veneers! I miss giant incisors, criss cross front teef and little chips and gaps. Give me a broken smile and baby I’m yours
Jan 30, 2024
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Imagine this: the white rocks in your mouth are actually alive and filled with soft pulp and blood. Then, they are excluded from your medical “insurance” (a type of grocery store shopping rewards card) and siloed into a special category along with your eyes (soft balls that help you see.)
Still with me? Now, imagine that if anything goes wrong with the rocks, your yearly rewards card funbucks allotment covers about 1/3 of the treatment cost, leaving you to figure out to cover the remainder, as well as any future operations.
This is just one important step in how the American is honed and perfected, a process that transmutes time and labor into hardened epoxy teeth and muscular, bloodshot eyes. Physical health? That’s gonna cost ya. Archetypical perfection? Priceless.
Dec 12, 2023
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my sister went to Dave & Busters more than once and mentioned it to me, and ever since I reference her crippling D&B addiction, how it’s ruining the family; I send her the google maps directions to the nearest Dave & Busters when she’s on vacaction…
it’s been going strong for over five years now and I’ll never stop <3
Aug 8, 2024
not for any other reason than it suited him & he immediately answered to it. he’s a tough little dude but loves nothing more than cuddling in bed
Feb 15, 2024
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chocolate chip pancakes on the side!!!!! Juice if my mood calls for it!!!
Aug 1, 2024