behold, the mudskipper.
never has god taken the piss quite like when he created a mudskipper. a lawless amphibian that laughs in the face of creation. it swims, it runs, it jumps, it dances, it skips...
i'm an animal lover but i saw one of these on a nature documentary recently and i decided they are evil. it's only because they are tiny that they pose no threat to us.