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Go ahead and drink whiskey with your lunchable or wine with your uncrustable
It's like having a conversation with your childhood self, but better
Like look at me I'm drunk asf eating a lunchable... how cool
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get over the awkwardness and get drunk with your dad & adult cousins. the vibes ripple backwards in time & heal your inner child
Dec 22, 2024
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This was an unexpected slay they pour their drinks pretty heavy-handedly so I was pretty well set off 2 large drinks. It made the whole experience so much more fun as an adult. I forced my whole family to dress up to go w me for my birthday (I’m 23 now woohoo!!!!!!🎉 ) and we were the ONLY ONES dressed up 😭 the liquor definitely helped. It also made cheering for the knights more fun.
I think it’s probably important to relive your middle school field trip spots as an adult to truly appreciate how fun some stuff is now that you’re no longer a too-cool teenager
Sep 20, 2024
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I drank more underaged than I have as an adult probably. When I was in high school I didn’t have any friends but every time I visited my grandparents for Christmas I would pour tall glasses of my grandmother’s Beefeater gin over ice and drink it straight. About a year after graduating I did start spending time with people and fully entered my blackout binge drinking era whether it was Everclear, Wild Turkey, six packs of craft beer from older guys, Tanqueray and Bombay Sapphire purchased upon my request by somebody’s older brother, a lunchtime margarita with my uncle, slapping the pink Franzia bag and laughing with friends and lovers, or a couple of bottles of Veuve Clicquot shared over an intimate dinner with a handful of friends at the country club. My liver is thankful that I dialed it down I’m sure.
Mar 3, 2025
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