Show them you care. For Xmas break into their house with ribbon lingerie tied around you like a present and text them to come to their room. Jump their bones then present them with a vintage Playboy that has their favorite celebrity on the cover. Have palaroid photos of you in the ribbon outfit which is now in shreds bookmarking the best pages. For Valentine's Day you should break into their house and lay on their bed in stockings, heels, and nothing else with expensive sushi covering your private parts. This is called nyotaimori and it is a famous Japanese practice. There should be candles and music also.
