this was back when i was interested in men. i was consistently bewildered by their audacity
“you look like you read erotica”
“you look like you burn easily”
(responding to video of me doing a fit check outside) “i totally wasn’t expecting a car to come into shot striking you at 80kph.. but i wouldn’t have been opposed to it”
He showed me the script he was writing about the January 6 insurrection but it was entirely in Shakespearean English. Also told me he only went for women of color? (He Was White)
this may seem like it makes life very lonely and boring (it does) but i like to think it makes me come across as mysterious and fascinating (it doesn't)
idk if this would actually be considered a “bit” but before i realized i was a lesbian i used to do this thing on hinge where i would ask guys for their spotify username and then once they sent it i’d unmatch them almost immediately so that they’d think their music taste was so foul it sent me running
