I would stand on my toy slide platform like a stage and tell jokes to my parents and their friends because I wanted to be a standup comedian (they always encouraged me to express myself and as you can tell from this picture they also let me dress myself).
So this one was my favorite:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?