alternative: always using phrases wrong because it’s funny my favourite is ”killing two stones with one bird”
Feb 27, 2024

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In this doggy dog world— anyone can find out how to say something right judt by going to the liberry. I’m not going to say anything jurassic, instead I’ll be pacific. The joy of saying something completely wrong and watching the other guy twitch and squirm, trying not to correct you— trying to be abiding and calm. Accepting of a trespass that he cannot correct for fear of being condescending, of appearing holier than. You think you’re better than me? You have no idea how much better than me you are. If you had the balls, you’d punch me square on the forehead and leave the imprint of your knuckles red between my eyes. after what I’ve said so flagrantly, so carelessly. But you won’t. You’ll just sit there and suffer, won’t you?The elation of intentionally playing the fool. This is a joy that I try not to take fo granite
May 5, 2024
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like little phrases or quirks you say frequently that you made up/aren’t super popular but they capture your essence. my personal examples: - “i don’t wanna yuck your yum” - “telling a yapper not to yap is like telling…” and saying a different ending i.e. “a butterfly not to flap its wings”, “a shark not to swim”, etc. - covering my mouth and shaking my head aggressively when something is exciting 🙂‍↔️
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i love saying this about the most random things possible. you don't want the same wing flavor as me? "watch out brother you're barking up the wrong tree" i am also barking up the wrong tree right now
Mar 15, 2024

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