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it’s taken me nineteen years and it’ll take another nineteen for you to admit it but i’ve seen more john cleese films than you goddammit i don‘t care if you met him in a pub once - and while we’re at it i know the forth rail bridge is a bloody great feat of engineering i bally well live ere
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go find that weird grumpy old man you’re related to and give him a god damn hug — nothing to talk about? Ask him about when he was a sailor! my Grandad spent about 45 mins today showing me pictures of boats and talking about them like they were people. highly recommend.
Jan 28, 2024
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old people know so many cool things
Feb 6, 2024
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my grandad is one of the best people out there and he’s about to die, i’m very glad we got to do so much stuff together and become friends. our relationship really shaped me. visit your grandparents :)
May 5, 2024
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your boss appears on screen and says “walk with me.” he shows you the new outdoor signs. >“wow they look great!”< / “have they ever seen a spirit level?” +5 points! you remembered he has low self esteem! he says “move every plant pot an inch to the left please, it should take all morning.” “I’d love nothing more” / >“absolutely”< he is now out of periferal. >stand and entertain this task for all of 5 minutes< / leave immediately. great choice! time wasted is time wasted after all! treat yourself. >piss around on the scissor lift< / stand alone in the overflow car park
Mar 23, 2024
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in there quick. starting off strong. we’re here for the origin story, old testament kinda stuff.
Feb 22, 2024
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humbling but necessary, and perhaps everyone down the street is thinking wow look at that girl go she knows what she wants and isn’t afraid of any potential embarrassment.
Feb 24, 2024