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for years i’ve just been getting trims “keep it healthy” i would ask but today i got a real haircut from someone who knows what they’re doing and i’m on cloud nine i feel so pretty ☆
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i feel reborn, i feel unstoppable
Jan 30, 2024
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I dont even have to try and “style” it anymore! Neat, short cut and i look like i care. Cannot stop talking about the cut!
Feb 11, 2024
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whether someone does it for you or you do it yourself, it signifies a reset. and quite literal regrowth. Everyone knows you are infinitely hotter in the days following a haircut. You are humble enough to seek change, strong enough to endure it, confident enough to adopt it and make it your own. I did that shit today. I have a haircut that makes me so hot and fucking unstoppable. This is pure zealot mania pushed to its fullest potential. you ever been in love? Stop and think about that for a sec. If yes I’m so happy for you., if not, have you ever gotten a haircut? very fucking similar. either way, get a haircut, read a few dril tweets, prepare to fuck and be fucked bc you just sliced those dead ends off and now there is nothing that stands between you and your dreams
Feb 6, 2024
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at any and every inconvenience. spilled your coffee? project cancelled? car accident? that’s showbiz baby ☆
Jan 29, 2024
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listen i got bit by the bug back in college when naked juice got in trouble for mislabeling their ingredients and i got a check for $2. but in the past year or so i’ve made $300 EACH from cases against zoom, tiktok, and t-mobile in which they misled consumers or misused our data. this is the last vestige of justice out there. companies are evil and they should be paying for it and they should be paying me!!
at this point in my career i get targeted ads for these things because i actually click through the links but i can share some of the firms in the comments if you’re interested 👀
Jul 11, 2024
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it’s better than the alternative!! anyway hbd to me ◡̈
Jul 11, 2024