hanged out with one of my nieces yesterday. she wanted to have movie night (really, afternoon) and her dad allowed her to buy one candy for each year she has walked this earth (two). but wow, she savored the fuck out of those candies. like, they lasted forever. she would probably ace the marshmallow test.
there's a life lesson for all of us here: buy more candy so you don't have to lick the few you've got for an eternity.
