I’ve been sick for a couple of days and I made a big pot of chicken soup. Some veggies, a rotisserie chicken, some egg noodles ~chefs kiss~ add a little turmeric and ginger for an extra boost for your red stuffy nose
Chicken noodle soup is too amazing of a meal to be relegated to the category of "sickness remedies" eat it now. Eat it when you're happy. Eat it at your wedding. Go to panera and get a bread bowl. Go buck wild.
this may seem like it makes life very lonely and boring (it does) but i like to think it makes me come across as mysterious and fascinating (it doesn't)
idk if this would actually be considered a “bit” but before i realized i was a lesbian i used to do this thing on hinge where i would ask guys for their spotify username and then once they sent it i’d unmatch them almost immediately so that they’d think their music taste was so foul it sent me running
