get a strange and off putting piece of art, framed if possible, for your guests to enjoy while they poop. place it behind the door so itβs a surprise for best results.
an excellent conversation starter
they're just some guy. but they're also cute and nice and make u feel admired and don't judge u for all the things u judge urself for. u can show them all your favorite things and learn all of theirs and also u can kiss them