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When I have like. A terrible smoothie. Or hear a really bad song. Or my water tastes weird. I'm always like dude you have to try this and he's like why are you sharing this if it's bad and I'm like that's the point of having bf?
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my friends gave me so much shit for not telling them about the guy who brought a Freud book to our first date until after he dumped me. so now i’m sharing everything that’s even slightly questionable (like getting compared to ramona flowers)
Feb 20, 2024
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For example someone I hooked up with once in college posts on Instagram and I’ll be like oh look it’s my ex or with a guy im really casually seeing I’ll be like omg my boyfriend is going to be there….
This is incredibly not revolutionary or new but it just makes me and my girlfriends laugh and maybe that’s because I spent years being a Chill Girl and it’s so cathartic to just label things for fun!
May 14, 2024
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less of a recommendation and more a thing that happened to me that i needed to share.
Oct 6, 2024
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Get a single drink. Don't look at your phone. Just stare at the wall. Or I guess other people. Post up in a corner. Observe.
Jan 26, 2025
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What they don't want you to know about that paywall is that you can get the viral New York Mag article or whatever on the Libby app. Having a library card is very dope for many reasons but especially because I don't have to pay for the New Yorker or the Paris Review
Apr 3, 2024
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Sometimes red heart emoji react is too much...but thumbs up react is too little...so you gotta give someone a gold star instead
Jan 16, 2025