(In a Linda Richman-esque voiceover): They are about five inches wide in dye-yamedduh…with crispy edges of chedduh that threaten to poke you in your cheeks if you’re not playin’ attention. Juicy little jalapeños-plenty…But I gotta have uh bottle of wah duh handy nearby cause of the peppers-wooof…best of alll…only a dolluh…
